The Law of Conservation of Alcohol

I have a theory that the amount of alcohol consumed in the world stays constant. When one person stops drinking, others drink more. For every person who begins drinking, another has just quit, for whatever reason.

Think about it. I'm willing to bet that for every person you know who has started drinking less, you know another person who has started drinking more. Therein lies my proof.

Not really much else to say today. The interview turned out kinda badly, but that was mostly because the job was different from what they advertised. It was a lot of phone work, and I'm not very good on the phone.