Nothing a swift kick to the teeth can't solve

Every personal problem can be solved by kicking the offending party in the teeth. No warning, no notice, just BAM!

Landlord nagging you for the rent? Kick him in the teeth.
Girlfriend wants to break up with you? Kick her in the teeth.
Acting like a jerk to someone? Get kicked in the teeth.

Equality is a two-way street, and if everybody was aware of the fact that they could get kicked in the teeth for provoking someone else, I think everybody would be a lot nicer. If not nicer, more civil. Civility leads to peacefulness, so a worldwide freedom to kick people in the teeth just might bring about all that world peace people seem to like so much.

Now, getting back to being serious for a minute, I was supposed to go see Sin City tonight, but plans got muddled, and now at least a few people I was supposed to go with are an hour away. I'm not sure what happened, but I don't have enough information to be able to kick anybody in the teeth for it. Lucky for all of us.